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(89 Mojo)

(June, Geasland)

Walking through the mall
I was confronted by a hottie
who was almost fine enough to be an angel
she told me she was hungry
so I offered her my fries
I said "you know the burnt pieces have more flavor"
she said "tell me all about it
I've been burnt so many times
because noone ever really got to know me"
so I shook my head and said "whatever"
'cuz I couldn't think of anything clever

I just wanna get back home
I just wanna get with you
I just wanna get my piss on
and call my friends and get drunk on the lawn

(if that wasn't bad enough, then my alarm clock went off)
Walked into the office and I grabbed myself some coffee
and I started playing games on the computer
This guy next to me he's 55 his life's a mess
He's got a wife and I think he's gonna shoot her
Bossman he's been screamin' 'bout the homerun we've been needin'
but he never even really got to know me
so I shook my head and I said "whatever"
'cuz I couldn't think of anything clever

(Chorus)

And I know tomorrow won’t go any easier
This isn’t a perfect place
But right now I’m cool with the warmth of you
And the sun on my face

From the sweat shop to the pawn shop
to the bar which was my last stop
where I met an Irishman from California
He said "you should be cautious
'cuz I feel a little nauseous
I get pissy when I miss me daily porn, yeah"

(Chorus)

("hey, where are my car keys?")